Funny company names

These funny company names are all from UK companies. If you don't get them, try reading them out loud.

  • Analar Standards
  • A.R.S. Enterprises
  • Assart
  • Balls Grinding
  • Baps Homes
  • B.A.P. Services
  • Beer Construction
  • Bol Lox
  • Buma Machine Tools
  • C.O.W. Services
  • Cox Accommodation
  • Cox Holdings
  • Cumming Services
  • Dick Lovett Group
  • Dik-Dik
  • Dike & Son
  • Diknow
  • Dingleberry
  • Doolittle & Dalley
  • Dumbar Enterprises
  • E. R. Badcock
  • Erection Services
  • Fani Couture
  • Fanny Hides
  • Fartes Industry
  • Far Track
  • Fat Tawts Charter
  • Flange Entertainment
  • Flappit Quarry Co
  • F (UK)
  • Gay & Son
  • Hiscocks Beauty
  • Hiscox Insurance
  • Ho & Co
  • Hoare Holdings Group
  • Impact Driving
  • Jizz Networks
  • Klitgaard Trading
  • Knobs & Knockers
  • Krapko
  • Kuntesh Enterprise
  • Mike Hunt
  • Moroni
  • Mufs Consultants
  • Nutbags
  • Pants Consultants
  • Pant-Y-Drain
  • Pen and Inc
  • Peni Deli
  • Pen Isar Coed Farm
  • Ph-UK Inn Pubs
  • Pis
  • Plopp Agentur Uwe Havekost
  • Porn & Dunwoody (Lifts)
  • Schlagman
  • Screwfast
  • Short Chat & Sides
  • Shufflebottom
  • Shitil
  • Sic Equipment
  • Sing Fat
  • Slippery Dick's
  • Smeg
  • Sukaad
  • The Cock
  • Trumpers World
  • T.Watts Waste
  • VAG Fluid Controls
  • Vulvar Ren
  • Wang Fat
  • Wankhiwal UK
  • Wankumer Bauservice
  • Weee-Collect
  • Willies Consulting
Thanks to Lisa Parker and Dan Tew for your contributions.

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