Funny names
These are all names that people have actually given their children.
Funny first (and first and middle) names:
- Apple
- Champagne
- Mahogany
- X
- Tamarind
- Maverick
- Zico
- Asia
- Honey
- India
- Cellar Door
- Schyler Kubrick
- Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell's daughter)
- Cinnamon (her sister is called Candy which is short for Candida, the name of an unpleasant yeast infection)
- Osama (born in England, post-9/11)
- George (a girl, not abbreviated, named after her mother)
- Scarlet (who was named after the colour of the water in her mother's birthing pool)
- Rear Snelling
- Jennifer Burger
- John PawPaw
- Joe King
- Barbara Schmuck
- Benny Bentwheel
- Stanley Snitley
- Mark Hiscock
- Dick Swett (American policitian)
- Mike Hunt
- Chris Peacock
- Wayne King
- Richard Titball
- Pervical Walter Clutterbuck
- Henry Stanley Raper (Clutterbuck's colleague)
- Drew Peacock (recently featured in 'The Sun' - his parents didn't realise how the name sounded)
- Dr Peter D'eath
- Paul Mycock
- Fanny Large
- Mary Christmas
- Phillip Menutts
- Chastity Case
- Dick Goodboy
- Robin Banks
- Harriet Booty
- Edward Bull (Eddie Bull)
- Simone Fucks (German)
- Lee Bum Suk (South Korean politician)
- Edward Woodward
- Chris Cross
- Tor Popple
- Protius Duxbury
- Warwick Benjer
- Miles Whatmuff
- Terrence William Athead (his signature is T W Athead)
- Blessing Platinum
- Gordon Bennett
- Jamie Slaymaker
- Virginia Dicks
- Hazel Hazel
- Rose Pink
- Jago Blue Pema
- Elizabeth Patricia Fuller-Hiscock
- Allen Keys
- Crystal Fountain
- Boz Wallace
- Peter Bonerz (American TV director)
- Gay Flashman (Managing Editor at ITN)
- Euan Kerr (former editor of the Beano)
- Chandie Yawn (married to Joey from 'Blossom')
- Gay Search (BBC gardener)
- Neville Neville (father to the footballing brothers)
- Thomas Wyndham St. John Fotheringham-Worsnip
- Mrs Snell Rainbow Van Gogh
- Sir Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smythe
- Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist Bastards (formerly Michael Howard; changed his name after a dispute with said bank)
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- Sharon and Notsharon
- Benedict and Benjamin
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