Quiz: What kind of traveller are you?

1. How long before you leave do you pack?

	A week
	The day before
	I'm still stuffing my socks into my bag on the way to the airport

2. You're standing on a street corner looking at your guidebook. A man approaches. What do you think he wants?

	To help me find my way
	To pick my pocket, or beat me over the head and steal everything I own
	To be my friend

3. What is the one item you couldn't travel without?

	Lucky pulling pants
	Toothbrush
	Um... Malaria pills, Immodium, first aid kit, sterile needles, water purifier, antibiotics... I know that's more than one, but I want to be on the safe side

4. What's your preferred method of transport?

	I balance whatever's quick and comfortable with whatever's cheap
	Well, walking is safest, but if I have to fly, I choose the airline based on its safety record
	I just drift, man

5. You meet an attractive young local lady/man on your travels. What do you do?

	Barely speak to them – they're only after something
	Chat, but go home alone
	Take them home without even bothering to ask their name

6. You are crossing the border in a developing country. What's your biggest concern?

	That they might confiscate my last bit of weed
	That they'll try to extort money from me by brandishing guns
	That there won't be a toilet

7. You have a day to relax. What do you do?

	Sit on the beach with a good book
	Check all my padlocks are in good working order
	Same thing I do every day – I'm always relaxing!

8. It's time to go home. What do you take home with you?

	Nothing – everything is overpriced tat
	A small, nice, locally-crafted item that will remind you of the place
	An STD

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